Supervillian Rights?

I’ve been wondering about this for a while now. Do supervillians have rights? I mean, if they get paid by their supervillian bosses, does minimum wage apply to them? Or do they just get a cut of what they steal? Do they get health insurance? Why don’t they get a trial by jury? I mean, why was it OK for Batman to just throw Joker into that vat of acid or whatever? Why isn’t Batman arrested and charged with manslaughter? Or is murder in self-defense now OK?

What about car insurance? Are supervillians allowed to buy insurance on their evilMobiles? Take a look at one of them some time, they must cost a fortune. Then Superman goes and throws it off a bridge. No wonder their goal in life is to get their hands on Krytonite, I’d be mad too if some guy in spandex came and chucked my million dollar car off a bridge!

And taxes…Do they have to pay income tax on the stuff they steal? Considering the fact that most supervillians are mil/billionaires, do they get tax cuts? Speaking of which, what about supervillian suffrage? Are they allowed to vote? Or serve in the military?

My brain hurts…

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4 Responses to “Supervillian Rights?”


  1. 1 The King of the Tikis December 6, 2005 @ ~9 pm at ~9 pm

    true dat.

    Some have alter-egos too…. Also they would be too evil to not evade taxes..unless they were The Laundry Shrinker, or The Match Thrower or something… Also they would be allowed to vote, unless in costume or try to register under “Dr. Doom” or “Venom” or whatever their supervillian name is. Also if Superman trashes your car, then you’d be a sucky supervillain and be sent to jail. But their alter-egos have insurance probably.

  2. 2 Zib Redlektab December 6, 2005 @ ~9 pm at ~9 pm

    Actually, that brings up another point. Are they allowed to see shrinks? If they do have alter-egos, shouldn’t there be a way to cure them of that? Wouldn’t the logical solution be a shrink or mental docter? The world may never know…

  3. 3 Anonymous December 8, 2005 @ ~6 am at ~6 am

    from not so anonymus yaz…

    well they should…..i mean “the incredibles” for example…..mr. incredible was like suspended for like……years….

    u shud enjoy being the dark lord…after all u r the ruler….so u have all the rights…. so yah….done done done done

  4. 4 Tikimatt December 18, 2005 @ ~5 pm at ~5 pm

    Well what if they’re the “Evil Double Voter” who sinisterly votes mulitple times under different disguises and atler-egos??–>


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